G.I. JOE: WAR OF THE CLEAVAGES passed the time just fine the first time I watched it. Then I had to screencap this bitch and couldn't help wanting to stab Canning Tatum in the face every time he wasted my time with his presence. Seriously, it was like going to a strip club with the guy and having him sit directly in front of the stage, facing you, with that smug smirk and grunting three word sentences all night.
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