
Jennifer's Body
As a rule, I try to enjoy mainstream films that sound like porn. It just so happens this film was one or two scenes away from qualifying for the real thing. A couple different camera angles and a little more bumping of the men in the boats and we could have had ourselves a classic.












I maintain...
Note that in addition to the crappy writing, crappy acting and crappy effects, this movie had NO NUDITY. That's right. Let's do the checklist:
R-rated? check!
Title of movie implies nudity? check!
Movie stars hot women? check!
Nudity in movie itself? BZZZ. Sorry!
I want my 90 minutes and 10 dollars back!
Note that in addition to the crappy writing, crappy acting and crappy effects, this movie had NO NUDITY. That's right. Let's do the checklist:
R-rated? check!
Title of movie implies nudity? check!
Movie stars hot women? check!
Nudity in movie itself? BZZZ. Sorry!
I want my 90 minutes and 10 dollars back!
And I'm so over Megan Fox.
And I'm so over Megan Fox.
I LIKED THIS MOVIE