How's this for a Ghost of Easter Past? I don't even know what that means. What I do know is how lethal my obsession with this woman was when I was a young swashbuckling sex machine. The first thing I ever did when I got my own place was completely cover a half-wall with her calendar pictures. Then I drank until she wanted me. Check her out below in LOADED WEAPON 1, NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, and ALIEN FROM L.A. (which you should never watch). And beware the eyebrows.