I was hoping to cap this bitch as quickly as possible. Grab some ass, skip the songs, and be on my merry way. That was until I figured out all the best T&A was during the songs, which led me to only watching those particular scenes. I also wanted to run a contest to see which hottie would be the hottest. Then Penelope Cruz shows up about 7 minutes in and it was over. Nothing went right with this film. Nothing..