Celebrity Sex Tape
I think I would have been better off capping a real celebrity sex tape. This is something I will no rule out in the future. Five minutes into this garbage and I realized I chose poorly. So here you have it. I don't know any of the women, the plot is painfully stupid, and I literally feel dumber for having brought you this column. That said, there's tons of tits and I just saved you a drunken rental.