I've tried to cover all your dirty fetishes within this here Gretchen Mol as Bettie Page post. Let's see, we got clowns, the red ball harness, leather, leather whips, feet, bondage, bikinis made of money, Christmas, and fishing. Yup, that about does it. It's kind of eerie how much Mol's body mirrors Page's in her glory years. In my glory years I would have reminded you of a young Louie Anderson minus some man-boobage. Think about that as you scroll down.