Megan Fox (TF2)
I don't understand how Megan Fox avoided a bathing suit scene in this film. It's obvious to everybody on the planet that she was only there for eye candy so why beat around the bush? Keep your PG 13 rating and throw her on a transforming jet ski that catches some gnarly waves while fighting robotic mermaids and ninja star fish. Explosions. CGI sea-horses. Over-used slow motion. Tan lines.