I was avoiding watching CODENAME: THE CLEANER for the rest of my life if it was possible. The Movie Gods had other plans. Somehow this garbage found it's way into my DVD player last week. I bitched. I prepared. I pressed play. Everything seemed in horrendous order except for one small detail - Nicollette Sheridan shows up in her underwear. I rushed to my high-tech screencap mechanism (my laptop) and recorded the results for you. This is my Saturday night.