Remember when that article about Vanessa Hudgens came out saying she was looking mighty fine and all grown up? Well, it looks like Selena Gomez read my article, wanted to impress me as well by dressing conservatively sexy and got in this giddy-up. I mean, there really is no other explanation. I have a lot of power; it's a massive responsibility. Anyway, I suppose turning 21 does that to you: you get all concerned with growing up and feel like the clothes make the woman, etc. Whatever. I'm definitely not complaining. Seeing her with this tight black dress, sexy red nails and overall professional look, I want her to throw a board meeting with me where we'll go over the logistics of making out with each other. Now, I better go. I'm running late.
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