If your boyfriend is one of the most lusted after teen boys on the planet, what better way to spend one of your weekends away from him than dressing up in what looks like fetish garb for Smurfophiles for the 33rd Blue Ball birthday party thrown in honor of the internet's biggest gossip queen, Perez Hilton? This is exactly what Selena Gomez did this past Saturday, dressing up from head to toe in blue and possibly creating a whole other division of sexual lust than what used to be generated for Jenna Jameson. I can't say that I'm a fan of Hilton's, thinking that he's one of the cattiest hypocrites on the market to jump onto that "It Gets Better" campaign, but hey... I also can't hate on the industrious spirit that catapulted him to fortune and infamy. I can say that Selena is breaking free from the Disney stranglehold in a lively and yet not skanky manner like many of her predecessors, which is awesome in my book.