Squishy-face Selena Gomez is popping up everywhere now. She's releasing a new scent (as in perfume) and to give us the full idea, she had her picture taken with the bottle. Makes sense. While I'm intrigued by SPRING BREAKERS, Gomez doesn't seem to do much for me just yet. It's for two good reasons, one being she reminds me too much of Boo from MONSTERS INC., the other is that it just seems like she's trying too hard to grow up. All those eskimo kisses with Justin Bieber must have gone to her head. Yes, she is probably dying to get out of "Disney limbo" but she was on a youthful, innocent program because she looks naturally youthful, and innocent. Maybe, not so innocent lately. I will state for the record that she seems really sweet in ways, and I will bet dollars to donuts she will be way hotter in 4-5 years or so. Every Disney child-star ultimately turns in their mouse ears in exchange for a push-up bra and begins their journey of promiscuity, partying and prison. It's been happening since the dawn of Britney Spears. Let's just hope Selena paces it out a bit before she shaves her head and begins attacking people with umbrellas.
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