Well, that's just great! That's just f*cking great! Selena Gomez hit me up last night to go out to dinner in London, but my grandmother got stuck in a tree, again, so I was unable to commit and wouldn't you know it? She goes out sexier than I've ever seen her (besides a concert or red carpet event, of course). On top of that, that's the exact same outfit I was going to wear while seeing my other girlfriend. On my way out the door, my mother was all like, ResidentRiddle64 you're not going out like that. You look like a whore, but my mother is pretty old fashioned, I suppose. This is truly a sight, though. Dressed in all black and showing off some supreme leggage with her long hair dangling past her cleavage… Aye caramba! I can't even enjoy it because of the situation. Selena is one spiteful kid…but God, I love her. Next time, Selena. I'll buy. Just promise to wear that again. Please?
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