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Sex Tape #2768

07.22.2008by: Seth Gecko

I truly hope that the day will come when a rumour about a big celebrity sex tape will actually be true and not somebody playing some sick and twisted joke on the rest of us. It's usually the vile and disgusting sex tape rumours that always turn out to be real for some reason (Yeah, I'm talking to you Verne). So let us continue on with yet another celebrity sex tape and the label on this cassette is Jessica Simpson. Yup, you read correctly and I'm not the least surprised either. According to a recent article from some news site called the "Daily Sport" (Wow, does that sound official or what?) reports that Jessica is horrified to hear her name and "sex tape" in the same sentence. Does this woman realize that she did the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie?

Anyways, Simpson's rep has officially stated that there is absolutely "no truth" to this sex tape rumour as so many have claimed before as well. I've been hearing about this sex tape rumour on radio shows all morning today and and these hosts are all saying that there is no one else in this world that they would rather see in a sex tape than Simpson....ooookay. I can think of dozens of women off the top of my head that I'd rather see and the funny thing is, most of them have already had sex tape rumours of their own. So what do you think? Do you think Jessica has a tape lurking around and if so, would you want to see it? To read more about the rumours, click on the link at the top of the article.

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12:02PM on 07/23/2008
I'm not a religious man and I don't pray but I'll make an exception for this:

Please let it be true! Please let it be true! Please let it be true!
I'm not a religious man and I don't pray but I'll make an exception for this:

Please let it be true! Please let it be true! Please let it be true!
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7:51PM on 07/22/2008
This would be put on a damn loop. i sure as hell would wath that sex tape it makes up for her movies.
This would be put on a damn loop. i sure as hell would wath that sex tape it makes up for her movies.
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7:16PM on 07/22/2008

Sex Tape?

Damn skippy! Granted she can't act, can't sing and is pretty much talentless. But she is built like a brick crap house (see my previous lusty loggings).

I'd watch it over and over and over! Hell, this might be the only kind of entertainment that she's good at.
Damn skippy! Granted she can't act, can't sing and is pretty much talentless. But she is built like a brick crap house (see my previous lusty loggings).

I'd watch it over and over and over! Hell, this might be the only kind of entertainment that she's good at.
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2:53PM on 07/22/2008
After her "performance" in The Love Guru, I consider that woman about as sexy as a dead fish.
After her "performance" in The Love Guru, I consider that woman about as sexy as a dead fish.
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1:59PM on 07/22/2008
I'd watch it... on mute. You can't deny that she is damn fine to look at. But I'd be worried that she'd start singing country music halfway through it.
I'd watch it... on mute. You can't deny that she is damn fine to look at. But I'd be worried that she'd start singing country music halfway through it.
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10:51AM on 07/22/2008
I would watch that sex tape every day. I would sell my left hand to watch it.
I would watch that sex tape every day. I would sell my left hand to watch it.
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10:25AM on 07/22/2008
i think everyone's alright with just the paris hilton sex tape...i mean i'd probably be the same but with more curves.
i think everyone's alright with just the paris hilton sex tape...i mean i'd probably be the same but with more curves.
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8:21AM on 07/22/2008
Nope, doesn't do it for me. Haven't been interested in any sex tape of a vapid, dead behind the eyes, thick as pig-shit celebrity since we already had one with Paris Hilton
Nope, doesn't do it for me. Haven't been interested in any sex tape of a vapid, dead behind the eyes, thick as pig-shit celebrity since we already had one with Paris Hilton
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