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Jul. 30, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

If you've done as much "hottie surfing" through the interwebs as yours truly, you've probably done a double-take of Angie Varona once or twice before, without bothering to remember her by name. Why not? Well, she's mainly known for showing off her body on various social-networking sites. I don't know how one goes about making a quick buck by posting ridiculously sexy pictures of themselves on Twitter, but if it paid $2 for mouth-watering pic, Angie would be a millionaire, at least.

This 20-year-old Twitterholic has been surfacing around the net for quite some time, thanks to her hourglass figure and her tendancy to post as many pics of it as possible, but I'd like to think there's so much more to this iguana-loving, hookah-enjoying, Republican, West-coast stoner chick than what's on the outside. Plus, I need to be careful how to approach writing about Angie language-wise, as she apparently didn't take kindly to the inappropriate manner in which BodyBuiling.com discussed her internet exploits. More than just another attention-horror, Angie has her heart set on becoming a professional muscle-model, often sending off hints of envy towards women with chiseled abs. Frankly, I think Angie looks significantly better than half the women she looks up to, which is all thanks to plenty of exercise and a very strict diet of pizza, Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken and even more McDonald's. Diet or no diet, Angie has some of the luckiest damn pets alive on this planet.

When cruising through the endless ocean that is Angie Varona's social media gallery, be sure to expect many, many, many selfies taken from the reverse side of a bedroom mirror. Angie also tends to express interest in other social media ladies with outstanding figures on a regular basis (they all need to stick together). Of course, being that "California dreamgirl" the Beach Boys were talking about, you may find yourself cropping significant others out of her photos on occasion. If you find yourself raising more than your eyebrows in light of this particular hottie's gallery, you can follow Angie on Twitter HERE, or on Instagram HERE. Trust me, there's plenty more to be explored, and probably to look forward to as Angie continues to whip herself into shape (as if she hasn't already succeed, and then some). Until next time, happy drooling!

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10:31PM on 07/30/2013
The logical part of my brain sees this and says, "This is an attention whore with nothing more to offer the world than a disposable fleeting glimpse at the advantages of youth that will eventually wear out on her, leaving her bitter and useless. Even if I tried to humanize her by having a conversation with her, she most likely has the attention span and intellectual prowess of a goldfish."

The other part of my brain says "BOOBIES"
The logical part of my brain sees this and says, "This is an attention whore with nothing more to offer the world than a disposable fleeting glimpse at the advantages of youth that will eventually wear out on her, leaving her bitter and useless. Even if I tried to humanize her by having a conversation with her, she most likely has the attention span and intellectual prowess of a goldfish."

The other part of my brain says "BOOBIES"
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2:53PM on 07/30/2013
Uh, she's not an actress or singer or anything remotely related to TV or movies. Why the hell is she on this website? Please don't let Joblo turn into TheChive.
Uh, she's not an actress or singer or anything remotely related to TV or movies. Why the hell is she on this website? Please don't let Joblo turn into TheChive.
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10:12AM on 07/30/2013

get this girl

in Playboy or something, where she takes it all off...please?
in Playboy or something, where she takes it all off...please?
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10:29AM on 07/30/2013

Only one thing left to say...

Bubble Butt, Bubble Bubble Bubble Butt!!!
Bubble Butt, Bubble Bubble Bubble Butt!!!
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9:59PM on 07/30/2013
she needs to do porn... or marry me
she needs to do porn... or marry me
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2:37PM on 07/30/2013

9.5 out 9.7

Super rediculous hot. Nice firm round ass, rack, and pretty face. Now this is a girl I could listen to yammer on and on about mindless crap like how her day was.
Super rediculous hot. Nice firm round ass, rack, and pretty face. Now this is a girl I could listen to yammer on and on about mindless crap like how her day was.
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6:20PM on 07/30/2013
Well, at least she makes it known she works for that body. It's pleasant that her face is very pretty too. There is something a tad weird though, I think it might be the size of her boobs. They just seem a little too big for such a petite body. But who am I too complain. This girl is fantastic. Love the pets too.
Well, at least she makes it known she works for that body. It's pleasant that her face is very pretty too. There is something a tad weird though, I think it might be the size of her boobs. They just seem a little too big for such a petite body. But who am I too complain. This girl is fantastic. Love the pets too.
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11:40AM on 07/30/2013
That is one lucky cat.
That is one lucky cat.
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1:46PM on 07/30/2013

Stunning woman I have heard nothing about

She is beautiful but I have never heard of her before.
She is beautiful but I have never heard of her before.
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10:13AM on 08/01/2013
b(.)(.)bs

Seriously though, women can make money from endorsements if they can show that they have a huge number of followers. That may be more of an Asian thing. Like, for example, Leng Yein will post on Facebook a picture of her and some Asian guy in a suit and the caption will read "This is me with the Malaysian representative for JOHNNY WALKER. Keep walking!" Of course she gets paid for that. Even one of my students in Taiwan got paid to wear local fashions in pictures she posted on
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Seriously though, women can make money from endorsements if they can show that they have a huge number of followers. That may be more of an Asian thing. Like, for example, Leng Yein will post on Facebook a picture of her and some Asian guy in a suit and the caption will read "This is me with the Malaysian representative for JOHNNY WALKER. Keep walking!" Of course she gets paid for that. Even one of my students in Taiwan got paid to wear local fashions in pictures she posted on her Facebook page because she has a huge number of followers. Yes, I am very lucky.
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7:54AM on 08/01/2013
No doubt in my mind that this chick is hot and can sit on my face whatever she needs but is it just me or does the proportion of her body constantly change from photo to photo? Am i seeing a bit of photoshop foul play?
No doubt in my mind that this chick is hot and can sit on my face whatever she needs but is it just me or does the proportion of her body constantly change from photo to photo? Am i seeing a bit of photoshop foul play?
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7:16PM on 07/30/2013
who?
who?
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12:20PM on 07/30/2013

Be my girlfriend

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11:55PM on 07/31/2013
Congrats on the genetics, I guess? How is she any different than the million other airheads looking for attention by posting nearly naked pictures of themselves on Twitter or Instagram?
Congrats on the genetics, I guess? How is she any different than the million other airheads looking for attention by posting nearly naked pictures of themselves on Twitter or Instagram?
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12:12AM on 07/31/2013

Hot... but she'll probably end up like Tila Tequila...

If you get famous for being a "c**k tease", and have no actual talents to fall back on, people will get bored of staring at your cleavage when they realize that's all they'll ever get from you. Take a page from Olivia Munn... It started to seem like people were starting to get tired of her, so she threw us a curve ball. She started acting, and amazingly enough, she's good. She's been fantastic on The Newsroom and has won me over. I honestly didn't know who she was or why I should care, but
If you get famous for being a "c**k tease", and have no actual talents to fall back on, people will get bored of staring at your cleavage when they realize that's all they'll ever get from you. Take a page from Olivia Munn... It started to seem like people were starting to get tired of her, so she threw us a curve ball. She started acting, and amazingly enough, she's good. She's been fantastic on The Newsroom and has won me over. I honestly didn't know who she was or why I should care, but I'm loving her more and more every week.
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2:05AM on 07/31/2013
I'll bet she probably spends most of the time after her meals with her head in the toilet. She's hot, but so what? She has nothing else to offer.
I'll bet she probably spends most of the time after her meals with her head in the toilet. She's hot, but so what? She has nothing else to offer.
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4:17PM on 07/30/2013
She has a nice stomach, but she really isn't that pretty, and her boobs are way too big. Sometimes her butt looks good, but in other photos it also looks too big. I also don't find the whole social media whore thing attractive at all.
She has a nice stomach, but she really isn't that pretty, and her boobs are way too big. Sometimes her butt looks good, but in other photos it also looks too big. I also don't find the whole social media whore thing attractive at all.
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4:51PM on 07/30/2013
Not pretty?? Oh yeah right, I forgot she has a face....
Not pretty?? Oh yeah right, I forgot she has a face....
6:09PM on 07/30/2013
What does that even mean? I said she isn't that pretty, meaning she is pretty, but not really pretty enough to warrant all this attention.
What does that even mean? I said she isn't that pretty, meaning she is pretty, but not really pretty enough to warrant all this attention.
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