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How does one outdo the awesomeness of Kate Upton's titillating TwitPics we all enjoyed last week? You can't. Sorry. There's just no chance. Sure, maybe one day, some other hottie will come along and surprise us with some awe-inspiring personal pics that stimulate on the same level. Until then, we'll just have to stay positive and hope for the best. And what better way to raise our spirits than with the help of a perky cheerleader like Christina Milian?

Very perky, indeed.
This Jersey City-born hottie is known amongst the "cool kids" as a musician for the hit song "Dip It Low" (to which I respond, "As you wish."), as well as other musical endeavors. She's also an actress, having played everything from a cheerleader in MAN OF THE HOUSE, to a cheerleader in BRING IT ON: FIGHT TO THE FINISH. She was also recently a correspondent on the last season of "The Voice". Let's be honest, though; most of us schmoes know her for being a tender piece of ass from somewhere in TV land. But truth be told, there's a lot more to Miss Milian than meets the beer-goggley eye. For example, did you know Christina was a giant nerd?

A giant hot nerd at that. In fact, her first notable role on film was as a "band geek" in AMERICAN PIE. Christina Milian reminds me of modern day Lisa Turtle from saved by the bell, you know, before she went and f*cked herself up with plastic surgery. As you'll see in her TwitPics, she's very energetic, happy, and often enjoys putting herself into some teensy bathing suits. Sounds like someone I'm sure we'd all like to have in our lives. You can do the next best thing, and cyber-stalk Christina HERE.











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