With Halloween just days away, and the JoBlo.com Halloween Costume Contest coming up to celebrate the holiday of horrors, there's a great deal of excitement in the air. It only seems right that we use this column to take a moment to appreciate hot celebrities in their Halloween costumes. And when I say "appreciate" I mean "gawk at when you think the coast is clear". Obviously, it's not every hottie's cup of tea to throw on a skimpy assortment of cloth come Halloween time, but we all know that isn't quite the case when it comes to hotties looking for some extra exposure. And that's exactly whom you'll find on Twitter/Instagram!
Unfortunately for some, this also includes some debatably hot celebs like Kim Kardashian, who always manages to raise her hotness stats just a teensy bit with the use of her Halloween outfits. This year, Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson dressed as Elvira, which gives me both a splitting headache and the urge to motorboat her while Riff Raff watches. The scariest thing of all is how many people are dressing up as Miley Cyrus this year. I don't know which costume is more unsettling, Paris Hilton as Miley, or Crystal and Hugh Hefner as Miley and Robin Thicke...
I take it back. One is definitely more unsettling.
On a lighter note, we get Kaley Cuoco as Wonder Woman, Maria Menounos as Dolly Parton, Shannon Woodward and Katy Perry as Daria and Jane respectively, Kelly Brook as a sexy something-or-other, and cos-playing regulars like Sara Jean Underwood, Adrianne Curry and Marie-Claude Bourbonnais. Not to leave out Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vanessa Hudgens, Alison Brie, Christina Milian, Hayden Panettiere, Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Renee Olstead, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Kat Dennings, Shay Mitchell, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Alessandra Ambrosio, Paulina Gretzky, and Jessica Lowndes. The award for Most Ironic Costume TwitPic goes to Beyonce Knowles, for her "profile pic" costume. Hope you schmoes enjoy this gallery, and here's to a badass, drunken, razorblade-free Halloween!
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