I won't sugarcoat it: your reaction to this week's TwitpPic hottie will strongly depend on your taste in women. If you have a taste for gals who are particularly modest, reserved, and who have lived a life of purity and innocence, you may want to exit the page immediately, and not a second sooner. On the other hand, those of you who enjoy heavy amounts of silicon and self-exploitation, behold, Courtney Stodden...
Where to begin? I guess we can start by clarifying that the girl above is (allegedly) 19-years-old. She's been featured on our site fairly often, and she was married to 54-year-old actor Doug Hutchison until last year. Yup, Stodden married the dude at 16-years-old, and Hutchison claimed to have no idea she was so young (I guess it never came up while he was sniffing cocaine from her ass-crack). Stodden became somewhat of an internet sensation due to the fact, and she's been featured on our site multiple times, so it only makes sense that she would be featured in this column somewhere down the line. She may be all sorts of phony, but that sort of thing goes hand-in-hand with naughty TwitPics like biscuits and gravy.
I'm very well-aware that Courtney and her social media antics may not be for everyone, maybe even anyone, but she's been in the game for such a long time, her gallery deserves some overview. After all, aside from her recent run on the British version of "Celebrity Big Brother", her personal-turned-public photo gallery is just about all she's got going for her. Well, that and her singing career. You may just recall her hit single "Don't Put It On Me" from YouTube back in the day. Yeah, that was her.
It looks like somebody put it on her, alright... Right in the face!
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