Last week, we got a look at Ashley Tisdale's Twitter gallery, which proved to be about as popular with the masses as SCARY MOVIE 5 was over the weekend. This week, I wanted to step things up a notch. I wanted to focus on a woman that's tough to ignore, and no matter what the opinion is of her, it needs to be stated. In Sexy TwitPics history, the women with ridiculously stupendous endowments tend to get the most diverse results. We've had our fun with abnormally large asses in the Twitterverse, such as Kathy Ferrieiro and Vida Guerra. It's about time we took a gander at a gal with gargantuan gozongas, German model/actress/YouTube sensation Jordan Carver.
She's not bad. She's just drawn that way.
Yes, Jordan Carver has an insane rack. If she had been the captain of the Titanic, that ship would have stayed afloat. When she goes to a farm, cows mutter to themselves in a fit of jealousy. Does this make her "sexy" by default? This has been a head-scratcher for many ever since she was caught with a Johnny Depp impersonator on the set of a foreign comedy entitled WHO KILLED JOHNNY?. While I wouldn't put her above all other bosomy babes, there are certainly things I respect about her. For one, she believes in true love, and hasn't yet bared her mysterious aureolas on camera because she wants to save them for the right man (classy). For two, she's 27-years-old and is the president of her own modeling agency, which focuses specifically on top-heavy women. And lastly, I just feel she and I enjoy the same things in life, whether it's table football, beer or boobies.
I'd be wiling to bet that this round of TwitPics will result in a divided outcome from you shmoes, for which I am prepared. However, if you are on the side that approves of Jordan Carver sharing her ginormous juggs with the world, feel free to follow them on Twitter, HERE. If you're still undecided, then sit back, relax and observe Jordan's gallery of personal images. Happy scrolling, everyone!
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