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Sexy TwitPics: Jordan Carver

Apr. 16, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Last week, we got a look at Ashley Tisdale's Twitter gallery, which proved to be about as popular with the masses as SCARY MOVIE 5 was over the weekend. This week, I wanted to step things up a notch. I wanted to focus on a woman that's tough to ignore, and no matter what the opinion is of her, it needs to be stated. In Sexy TwitPics history, the women with ridiculously stupendous endowments tend to get the most diverse results. We've had our fun with abnormally large asses in the Twitterverse, such as Kathy Ferrieiro and Vida Guerra. It's about time we took a gander at a gal with gargantuan gozongas, German model/actress/YouTube sensation Jordan Carver.

She's not bad. She's just drawn that way.

Yes, Jordan Carver has an insane rack. If she had been the captain of the Titanic, that ship would have stayed afloat. When she goes to a farm, cows mutter to themselves in a fit of jealousy. Does this make her "sexy" by default? This has been a head-scratcher for many ever since she was caught with a Johnny Depp impersonator on the set of a foreign comedy entitled WHO KILLED JOHNNY?. While I wouldn't put her above all other bosomy babes, there are certainly things I respect about her. For one, she believes in true love, and hasn't yet bared her mysterious aureolas on camera because she wants to save them for the right man (classy). For two, she's 27-years-old and is the president of her own modeling agency, which focuses specifically on top-heavy women. And lastly, I just feel she and I enjoy the same things in life, whether it's table football, beer or boobies.

I'd be wiling to bet that this round of TwitPics will result in a divided outcome from you shmoes, for which I am prepared. However, if you are on the side that approves of Jordan Carver sharing her ginormous juggs with the world, feel free to follow them on Twitter, HERE. If you're still undecided, then sit back, relax and observe Jordan's gallery of personal images. Happy scrolling, everyone!

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2:23PM on 04/17/2013
I've gotten many thumbs down, but not a single Schmoe has told why what I said is wrong....OK. :-)
I've gotten many thumbs down, but not a single Schmoe has told why what I said is wrong....OK. :-)
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12:29AM on 04/18/2013
me too...
me too...
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1:45AM on 04/17/2013
Goodness boobs
Goodness boobs
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1:44AM on 04/17/2013
Goodness boobs
Goodness boobs
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7:28PM on 04/16/2013
ugh another non celebrity & she actually looks better when not in her cosplay stuff, makes her look like a drag queen.
ugh another non celebrity & she actually looks better when not in her cosplay stuff, makes her look like a drag queen.
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1:32PM on 04/16/2013

Hate if you want...

But there IS such a thing as too big. They are way too big for her little tiny frame. I get no joy in looking at them, and i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be very fun to touch either. (medicine ball much?)
But there IS such a thing as too big. They are way too big for her little tiny frame. I get no joy in looking at them, and i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be very fun to touch either. (medicine ball much?)
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4:33PM on 04/16/2013
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
12:47PM on 04/16/2013
Her tits are so big that they almost sag to her belly button when they're not held up by a bra or some clothing.....How is that sexy?

Think about how much they will sag when she gets older.....Ewwww.
Her tits are so big that they almost sag to her belly button when they're not held up by a bra or some clothing.....How is that sexy?

Think about how much they will sag when she gets older.....Ewwww.
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9:52AM on 04/16/2013
Amazing tits.
Amazing tits.
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