So did everyone have a Smurfin' good time getting Smurfed up before Smurfing over to the theaters to catch... 2 GUNS? I know I did. What was that other highly-anticipated Smurf-forsaken movie that just came out? THE WOLVERINE! Oh, no, I guess the one I'm referring to is (drum roll) THE SMURFS 2, which didn't perform as well as expected. Perhaps they could've used Denzel Washington in the voice cast. Or better yet, used that multimillion dollar CGI to make Smurfette look even half as Smurfable as her voiceover, Katy Perry.
I'm just gonna say this like it won't rustle anyone's jimmies: I like Katy Perry, not so much as a singer, but as a human being. Aside from her very poor judgement in character of men, she strikes me as a black sheep in the sea of crappy club music and seems incredibly grateful and kind to her fans. That said, I kinda miss the way Katy used to be; a little more on the wild side, a little more unpredictable, a little more likely to share pictures of her drunken self in revealing outfits. This is why I've chosen to also add a good chunk of photos from Katy's MySpace gallery, which has been pretty much out of order since before her "I Kissed A Girl" days, back when she was more of the "artistic" type who guitar whilst smoking cigarettes. Funny how she became more of a role model to children after shooting whipped cream out of her cans in a music video. I understand why she'd want to tone down the "crazy" at this point, but if you follow her latest antics on Instagram, you're pretty much in for lots and lots of nail polish. Here's a sample:
There are hundreds where that came from. Literally. Hundreds.
The cool thing about this gallery as a whole is that it kind of (almost) doubles as a "Sexy TwitPics" gallery for Shannon Woodward, Katy's longtime best friend whom you may also know as that one hottie from "Raising Hope". Just by looking at the two together in some of these pics, you can tell they're very much on the same page as each other as far as humor. Aside from that, you'll also get pics of Katy out living the night life, trying on outfits, hanging with fellow boob-extraodanaire Kate Upton, and getting friendly with some exotic animals.
Hopefully not too friendly.
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