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Sexy TwitPics: Mariann Gavelo

Dec. 10, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Most of those who've stumbled upon this column right now are probably thinking "who the f*ck is Mariann Gavelo?", as well they should. You may have seen her in CASA DE MI PADRE and an episode of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia", but the chances of you actually remembering her are pretty slim. Still, she's a working actress with an Instagram account, and she's practically in a relationship with her camera-phone. Looking at the picture above, Gavelo's hotness is pretty undeniable, but there is one specific physical feature that will either make or break this hottie for you...

Yes, Mariann Gavelo has an enormous, almost comically large butt. Some people are blessed with wealth, some with good health, and Mariann was blessed with two asses piled into one. Well, at least she claimsher buns are100% real, which Ibelieve simply because I want to believe it. Some women have junk in the trunk, but some women have so much junk that their trunk is barely being contained by a bungee chord while bouncing around on the freeway. Gavelo is one of those girls, but she also seems like a charming woman that would make a remarkable mother figure. I mean, take a look at these puppies...

Mariann's first gig in show business was on Spanish television, where she frequently showcased her rump in front of a live studio audience (a respectable way to launch a career, I guess). In 2008, she brought her "talents" to Hollywood, and has slowly been becoming more recognized. Frankly, I don't understand why she hasn't been discussed more, especially after the appearance she made at the premiere ofCASA DE MI PADRE(for the love of hockey, check it out). I guess having a huge ass is only beneficial if your last name rhymes with "Schmardashian".

In all honesty, I've been following Mariann for a while and it has been one of the best cyber-decisions I've ever made. But then again, I enjoy fat-bottomed girls.If you care to check her out more, you can do so HERE on her Instagram or HERE on her Twitter.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Someone needs to get this woman a high-definition camera, stat!

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2:23AM on 12/16/2013
that's actually an ass that just happens to have a girl attached to it.
that's actually an ass that just happens to have a girl attached to it.
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6:27PM on 12/13/2013
That ass is just on another level of awesome. Damn.
That ass is just on another level of awesome. Damn.
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11:14AM on 12/13/2013
I have never understood the attraction to butts. Do you know what comes out of there?
I have never understood the attraction to butts. Do you know what comes out of there?
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5:50PM on 12/11/2013
my buddy's aunt makes $70 an hour on the internet. She has been without work for nine months but last month her payment was $12442 just working on the internet for a few hours. blog link... www.Buzz19.com
my buddy's aunt makes $70 an hour on the internet. She has been without work for nine months but last month her payment was $12442 just working on the internet for a few hours. blog link... www.Buzz19.com
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2:40AM on 12/11/2013
The first pic looks like she's dressed up as someone with a big ass. That she put something in her pants to make it look big, but in a ridiculous way.
The first pic looks like she's dressed up as someone with a big ass. That she put something in her pants to make it look big, but in a ridiculous way.
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12:45AM on 12/11/2013
This is what i expect to see every time ya'll do this column. ASS AND TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!
This is what i expect to see every time ya'll do this column. ASS AND TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!
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4:50PM on 12/10/2013

Sexy TwitPics: Mariann Gavelo

I Love to see a such great curves ;) I like her ass :)
I Love to see a such great curves ;) I like her ass :)
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1:21PM on 12/10/2013
I LOVE asses, but that is one freaky ass.
I LOVE asses, but that is one freaky ass.
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12:21PM on 12/10/2013

Her ass is weird.

I love me some nice ass, but that one is just oddly shaped. It looks like it sticks out farther than her chest. The rest of her body is great. Nice face. Nice chest. Nice bod. Her ass is just plain weird.
I love me some nice ass, but that one is just oddly shaped. It looks like it sticks out farther than her chest. The rest of her body is great. Nice face. Nice chest. Nice bod. Her ass is just plain weird.
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9:13AM on 12/10/2013
That arse is comedy gold.
That arse is comedy gold.
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8:59AM on 12/10/2013
nothing better then a big ass i love these pics
nothing better then a big ass i love these pics
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6:59AM on 12/10/2013
my co-worker's mother makes $65 an hour on the laptop. She has been laid off for six months but last month her pay was $20172 just working on the laptop for a few hours. why not find out more... www.Buzz19.com
my co-worker's mother makes $65 an hour on the laptop. She has been laid off for six months but last month her pay was $20172 just working on the laptop for a few hours. why not find out more... www.Buzz19.com
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5:40AM on 12/10/2013
That is a ridiculously hot ass! Plus the rest of her is not bad on the eyes.
That is a ridiculously hot ass! Plus the rest of her is not bad on the eyes.
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