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Sexy TwitPics: Paris Roxanne

Feb. 12, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Warning: The titillation factor of the following Sexy TwitPics column is absurdly high, and may cause you to lose your job, get sent to the couch, and most definitely get drool all over the keyboard of your overpriced laptop, if your not cautious. Continue scrolling at your own risk. 

Anyone who's ever visited a college humor website will likely recognize our next "TwitPics" hottie. This big-eyed 22-year-old brunette managed to gain fame simply by sharing her gargantuan cleavage with the world through various forms of social media, making her a perfect candidate for this column! She's possibly the second most attention-hungry girl named "Paris" to ever live… Paris Roxanne.

One day, Orange County native Paris Roxanne picked up her tits and decided to make something of herself by sharing them with the interwebs on a daily basis, and luckily, that train has not yet stopped. Just about all of her photos focus on her chest, and usually cut off a significant amount of her face. She sometimes insists on being dorky but don't let her Avengers T-shirt trick you into thinking she's a true-to-life nerd. This is a girl who's seems to be all about the image. To say the least, she's a dub-step fan and a member of "Team Edward". She's also got fingernails that would make Freddy Kruger and Wolverine run for the hills. Yeah, just like every insanely hot chick in Southern California, Paris comes with her own barrel of despicable nonsense...

Paris teases the hell out of her followers, not just with the use of her fleshy pillows, but with messages on her panties that read things like "Pin Me Down" and "Sleep With Me"… very unsubtle statements. So, if you're feeling down in the dumps because you're spending this Valentine's Day alone, why not spend it perusing through this gallery of Paris's most mammarable moments? She's the best cyber-girlfriend a neckbeard like yourself could ask for in a time of need. For those of you who would like to get to know her boobs more, or even get to know her more, you can follow her on Twitter HERE. Let's hope Paris doesn't grow out of sharing her astounding breasticles with the masses anytime soon. Have fun, be safe, and Happy Valentine's Day!

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+11
5:23PM on 02/13/2013
I don't care if she's one of those girls who is famous for being hot, this is great!
I don't care if she's one of those girls who is famous for being hot, this is great!
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12:36PM on 02/13/2013

Boobs & Nice Body yes...

... but does she have any talent that can get legitimate work?
... but does she have any talent that can get legitimate work?
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4:54AM on 02/13/2013
bOObs
bOObs
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9:33PM on 02/12/2013
i wonder if this moron knows how many people have pissed on charlie sheen's star.
i wonder if this moron knows how many people have pissed on charlie sheen's star.
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6:45PM on 02/12/2013
She must have a VERY sore back.
She must have a VERY sore back.
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3:12PM on 02/12/2013

Agree With morix & Rahana

Very pretty and extremely well endowed. She appears to have a nice ass and very firm body.
You can only get along on your looks for so long (unless you succeed in becoming a professional model or a Kardashianesque attention whore - long shot); then what's she going to do?
Very pretty and extremely well endowed. She appears to have a nice ass and very firm body.
You can only get along on your looks for so long (unless you succeed in becoming a professional model or a Kardashianesque attention whore - long shot); then what's she going to do?
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12:38PM on 02/12/2013
She better enjoy what she's got while it lasts. Cause once it's gone, what else will she do?
She better enjoy what she's got while it lasts. Cause once it's gone, what else will she do?
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6:46PM on 02/12/2013
Porn of course. These attention whores barely make it past 15 minutes.
Porn of course. These attention whores barely make it past 15 minutes.
12:29PM on 02/12/2013
DAYUM! Dat is all I have to say
DAYUM! Dat is all I have to say
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8:31AM on 02/12/2013

I don't usually like this polished barbie looks but...

THIS

WAS

TOTALLY

AWESOME.
THIS

WAS

TOTALLY

AWESOME.
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