Warning: The titillation factor of the following Sexy TwitPics column is absurdly high, and may cause you to lose your job, get sent to the couch, and most definitely get drool all over the keyboard of your overpriced laptop, if your not cautious. Continue scrolling at your own risk.
Anyone who's ever visited a college humor website will likely recognize our next "TwitPics" hottie. This big-eyed 22-year-old brunette managed to gain fame simply by sharing her gargantuan cleavage with the world through various forms of social media, making her a perfect candidate for this column! She's possibly the second most attention-hungry girl named "Paris" to ever live… Paris Roxanne.
One day, Orange County native Paris Roxanne picked up her tits and decided to make something of herself by sharing them with the interwebs on a daily basis, and luckily, that train has not yet stopped. Just about all of her photos focus on her chest, and usually cut off a significant amount of her face. She sometimes insists on being dorky but don't let her Avengers T-shirt trick you into thinking she's a true-to-life nerd. This is a girl who's seems to be all about the image. To say the least, she's a dub-step fan and a member of "Team Edward". She's also got fingernails that would make Freddy Kruger and Wolverine run for the hills. Yeah, just like every insanely hot chick in Southern California, Paris comes with her own barrel of despicable nonsense...
Paris teases the hell out of her followers, not just with the use of her fleshy pillows, but with messages on her panties that read things like "Pin Me Down" and "Sleep With Me"… very unsubtle statements. So, if you're feeling down in the dumps because you're spending this Valentine's Day alone, why not spend it perusing through this gallery of Paris's most mammarable moments? She's the best cyber-girlfriend a neckbeard like yourself could ask for in a time of need. For those of you who would like to get to know her boobs more, or even get to know her more, you can follow her on Twitter HERE. Let's hope Paris doesn't grow out of sharing her astounding breasticles with the masses anytime soon. Have fun, be safe, and Happy Valentine's Day!
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