First and foremost, I'd like to forewarn anyone currently working in an open cubicle that they really shouldn't ever be reading a column titled "Sexy TwitPics" while on the job, but especially not today. This isn't your usual bikini shot and Halloween costume assortment of personal hottie images. This week's collection comes from English glamour girl and student at Kingston University, Sam Bowden. She's beautiful, obviously busty, and apparently brainy, too. Although, she supposedly once walked out of class in middle of a lecture, bluntly stating to the professor "I don't understand a word you're saying." She's very friendly with her camera, as well as her canine companion. I don't know what his name is, but let's call him "Lucky".
Seriously, God loves that dog.
At Kingston Uni., Sam studies Environmental Hazards and Disaster Management, a course that teaches you to predict, identify, and prevent every single type of disaster (I wonder if she could identify the eruption in my pants). Her career as a model just kicked off not too long ago, and she's convinced most of her fellow students don't know about her modeling fame, on account that she doesn't talk about it much. Uh huh. Yeah. Okay, Sam, let's also pretend that the dude who offers to buy you lunch everyday totally has never seen these pics on your Twitter page...
What else is there to say about Sam Bowden? She's 5'5" with a massive 30G chest, she has an unreadable tattoo on her upper-left thigh, she likes to drink Malibu, and she apparently can have sex 10 times in one day (that number seems low for some reason). If you decide to become Bowden's virtual stalker on Twitter, you probably won't be disappointed. Despite the endless talk about "partyyyy"-ing and pictures of her pup, she makes up for it with endless pictures of scantly-clad puppies (I mean her gazongas [I mean her Bahama-mamas]). Sam also seems to be very interactive with her followers, which is always a plus. Who wouldn't want to interact with that?