I don't know about you, but this schmoe is still a bit hungover from celebrating Cinco de Mayo on Sunday. Although, I suppose that's to be expected when you create a drinking game to RESERVOIR DOGS, especially when one of the rules is to drink every time someone says "f*ck" (thanks a lot, Steve Buscemi!). Well, I've always said the best cure for a hangover is looking at a nice pair of dairy piñatas on the internet, which is why I present to you the best TwitPics from Sofia Vergara!
And that, ladies and gents, is how a bikini is worn.
It's about time this Columbian hottie was featured in this particular column. Everlasting hotness aside, I've always dug Sofia's approach to fame and her career. When you see her in interviews, she's funny, honest, loud, but never phony. Okay, so she appears in advertisements for cover-up, and diet sodas that cause outbreaks, but she has no shame in doing that kinda thing. She's clearly well aware of how the public views her, and has even admitted to taking gigs because she "loves money" (who doesn't?). This probably explains why her Twitter tagline is simply "Modern Family!". Just like her breasts, Sofia is real, which is probably part of the reason people in Hollywood seem to love the hell out of her. Every dude in the industry wants to get their hands on Sofia, even if for a moment, whether you're Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig, Jay Leno or Lady Gaga (all of whom appear in this gallery). And with a work ethic as strong as her brazier, it's ultimately impossible not to fall into the same wagon.
Sofia obviously looks ravishing in that red dress, but the holding of the remote is what really turns me on. This is a woman who likes to take control.
While everything I've mentioned above stands true, her TwitPics will tell you that Sofia can be one hell of a party animal when given the opportunity (and the alcohol). Especially during her off-time from "Modern Family", Sofia loves to go dancing, visiting the beach, drinking with her family and friends, and occasionally letting things get a little out of hand...
Speaking of Sofia's tendancy to "let loose", we can't leave out that time her shapely backside popped out of her dress at the 2012 Emmys, when she immediately tweeted the incident upclose so the whole world could see. That was a day that will live an infamy. She later took the images down at the request of her embarassed son, but they're still roaming around out there, all thanks to Sofia's natural response of not giving a f*ck...
Wardrobe disaster? Or a miracle in disguise?
Yup, Sofia's Twitter account has already left us with an impressive conglomerate of visually appeasing self-taken images. If you're interested in this following this beloved hottie's everyday shenanigans, you can do so HERE. If you choose to take on such a quest, and you damn well should, you'll be rewarded with pics of Sofia wearing many bikinis on various boats, wearing low-cut dresses at award shows, wearing low-cut dresses while hanging out with her family, and wearing low-cut dresses in general. Any questions? Didn't think so. Happy scrolling!
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