Last week, we diligently scrutinized and observed a giant ass (and I don't mean Angus T. Jones), which was owned by attention dingbat Kathy Ferreiro. That thing was more ridonkulous than Kim Kardashian's big ass (and yes, I do mean Kanye West). After presenting you all with such a naughty selection of pics, I figured I'd go the more "innocent" route this time, and how do you get more innocent than a Disney chick? Vanessa Hudgens, the girl who sung her heart out in the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL trilogy, must have tons of holiday-friendly, G-rated TwitPics! Or so I thought.... One thing I respect about Vanessa Hudgens is when those leaked nudes started surfacing on the net, she went out proudly, in public the next day to eat a hot dog. She got a pass for being another "IDGAF" ex-Disney chick. I was realizing this after watching SUCKER PUNCH, only for 15 minutes, because the bloodshed never came (seriously, what kind of Nazi zombies bleed smoke? What a bunch of f***!). Also, Vanessa was just our Hottie of the Week. It just felt like the right time to scour through her Twitter gallery for sexy images, an abundance of which are from the set of SPRING BREAKERS. It feels like we've been hearing news about that movie since before we knew of THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, and it still has a ways away to its release. I have a hunch Vanessa will be the more foul-mouthed, scene-stealer of that movie, to counterbalance the more 'good girl' act from Selena Gomez. Vanessa is also expected to appear in MACHETE KILLS as one of Sofia Vergara's lingerie-clad minions, which I'm also dying to see. If you follow Vanessa on Twitter, you're likely to see her hanging out with her friends, including her delicious SPRING BREAKERS co-star, Ashley Benson (as you can see above). Sorry, no "leaked cell-phone nudes" here. Just a bunch of other personal images Vanessa had intended for her fans to see. You'd better respect them, or she'll blow your head off, which (as you'll see below) wouldn't be the worst of all fates.
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