I want Amanda Seyfried to be my friend. At the very least, I want her to be my damn pen pal. After first striking box office gold with Channing "Burnt Penis" Tatum in DEAR JOHN, the actress has admitted that doing rom-coms right now is what is paying her bills, so she's following up that Sparks-spear glory with LETTERS TO JULIET. I'm positive it will be sappy. I'm positive that I won't be paying money to go see it in the theater and I'm positive that by the look on her gorgeous face, her penmanship must be f*cking fantastic.