I can't believe it. I'm actually going to praise Ashlee Simpson. No, not about her engagement to Fall Out Boy's Pete Weiner... uh, Wentz. No, not about whether or not she's pregnant and how that's going to cause all kinds of sibling bullshit between her and Jessica. I'm going to say two things I never thought I would say about little Ashlee, things that really surprise me.
One: I've listened to her new CD "Bittersweet World" and I actually like it. Now, I've been accused of liking too much pop music before, but I've never gotten accustomed to Simpson's nasally, shrill whine. However, the recently dropped disc is... well, pretty damn good.
Two: Ashlee Simpson must really be in love because she's really starting to look attractive. Red hair, toned body and a smile that doesn't look phony when she appears on June's issue of Shape magazine. Holy panicked jig, am I starting to LIKE this little tart? I might need to have a deep discussion with my inner self and reevaluate my life.