I'm not quite sure what is supposed to be so insulting about me referring to Hayden Panettiere as Hayden Panties. She's young, she's a girl and she seems to not be the kind of slut who wouldn't wear any and start climbing in and out of limos with her legs akimbo. One of the coolest gangster character actors, Joe Pantoliano, is referred to as Joey Pants all the time as a show of respect. Yet when I try to do the same for a woman, people get all defensive. Smile, people! It's Wednesday! We're half-way through being done with this week. Even Panties is smiling about it.
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