I have never understood the appeal of Sienna Miller. I've heard the proclamations from my male friends that she's hot. I was pushed into watching LAYER CAKE because that was supposed to be the one movie of hers that would convince me to switch my opinion on her. It didn't work. She still looks like a slag, in my opinion. Yet the woman best known for f*cking Jude Law while he was still married to his wife and then taking offense when he f*cked some other chick during their "relationship," has managed to woo penis bearers and get them all in a tizzy.
Otherwise, why would she continue to keep getting cast in movies? And especially movies where there's a prominent American hero in the cast? Miller is playing The Baroness, a character who supposedly was Eastern European (Russian, Austrian, Czech), in the currently filming G.I. JOE movie. Not only is she NOT exotic, she's barely got the talent to speak in her native accent, let alone lay it on thick in another one.
But at least it's a relief that she's having a good time and really enjoying filming the movie, right? Not like when she bashed on America while filming FACTORY GIRL, right? Right? Not quite. Quoted in reference to the JOE movie, Miller supposedly snarled that it was: “Guns, tits, ass, no acting!” Way to go, Sienna. You're such a class act. I really hope you keep making the quality movies that you've been churning out so that you can continue to ruin my vision with your limp hair, slightly-crossed eyes and fish-lipped phony smiles.