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Simone de Kock wins best name in Sports Illustrated's South African Swimsuit Edition

10.16.2012by: Cherry Liquor
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It's probably pronounced in a super harmless way but when I look at Simone de Kock's name, all I can do is giggle as if I'm an immature little kid. OK, so I'm an immature adult but whoever this Simone chick is, she's mighty fine and proving once again that some of the best looking bodies to wear swimsuits have some flesh in them. Skinny girls might as well stick to one pieces like the boobless Olympians who kill their body fat with all that rigorous exercise. I say let a woman eat some cake. Let her munch on her snacks. Then tell her that intercourse burns nearly 150 calories in an hour, but all the stuff that leads up to it; making out = 233 calories per half hour, massages = 100 calories per hour oh, and the kicker? A woman giving oral sex will burn 100 calories in a half hour... which means more thoughts about baseball players for you, and 3 "free" Halloween fun-sized candies for her. Everyone's a happy Kockmeister.

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1:02PM on 10/16/2012

She needs a few more steak frites dinners,

especially based on that first pic, but very fine indeed.
especially based on that first pic, but very fine indeed.
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8:46AM on 10/16/2012
Kinda looks like Hayley Atwell's little sister.
Kinda looks like Hayley Atwell's little sister.
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