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Simpson Admires Michelle Obama

05.03.2010by: Randy the Ram

Hey there fellow schmoes, there's a new sheriff in town, ok, maybe I'll just be the Barney Fife of this here website and for now you only need to know two things about me, I love movies and I love boobies, so lets get this shit rolling.

A lot has been said about Jessica Simpson's weight gain and listen, I don't mind if a girl is somewhat chunky, I'd rather enjoy some squishy love handles than to be poked by some bare bones. Unfortunately, when Jessica was invited to the White House Correspondents' dinner she decided to throw herself into a dress that doesn't suit her at all. She looks like a banana that's been in the microwave for far too long.

Before she ate everyone's food she was declaring her love for Michelle Obama, mentioning what an incredible woman she is and that she admires how everything about Michelle O. exudes confidence. So after a music and acting career will "First Wife" be Jessica's next goal? At least she didn't say something really stupid that allowed the internet to make fun of her. But we still can right?

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Extra Tidbit: Trying to think of other chubby hotties, I remembered Christina Ricci in her prime, I think she was way hotter than when she got all superskinny and all you had left was her huge head.
Source: The Superficial

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9:25AM on 05/04/2010
Welcome Randy! Just so you are aware, I love Blake Lively, Diora Baird and Kat Dennings. Now make with the photos!
Welcome Randy! Just so you are aware, I love Blake Lively, Diora Baird and Kat Dennings. Now make with the photos!
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6:37AM on 05/04/2010
Not the greatest dress, unfortunately. but she is most definitely still hot
Not the greatest dress, unfortunately. but she is most definitely still hot
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6:11AM on 05/04/2010

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The real problem with her dress is it doesn't show off her best assets, her mouthwatering tits.
The real problem with her dress is it doesn't show off her best assets, her mouthwatering tits.
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2:47AM on 05/04/2010
She looks like one of those women who squeeze in to a smaller dress convinced they can pull it off. She can't.
She looks like one of those women who squeeze in to a smaller dress convinced they can pull it off. She can't.
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1:05AM on 05/04/2010
Jessica Simpson is so sexy.
Jessica Simpson is so sexy.
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10:26PM on 05/03/2010
Sarah Rue was great chubby hottie not so much anymore
Sarah Rue was great chubby hottie not so much anymore
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