Hey there fellow schmoes, there's a new sheriff in town, ok, maybe I'll just be the Barney Fife of this here website and for now you only need to know two things about me, I love movies and I love boobies, so lets get this shit rolling.
A lot has been said about Jessica Simpson's weight gain and listen, I don't mind if a girl is somewhat chunky, I'd rather enjoy some squishy love handles than to be poked by some bare bones. Unfortunately, when Jessica was invited to the White House Correspondents' dinner she decided to throw herself into a dress that doesn't suit her at all. She looks like a banana that's been in the microwave for far too long.
Before she ate everyone's food she was declaring her love for Michelle Obama, mentioning what an incredible woman she is and that she admires how everything about Michelle O. exudes confidence. So after a music and acting career will "First Wife" be Jessica's next goal? At least she didn't say something really stupid that allowed the internet to make fun of her. But we still can right?
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