If being fat means that you've got a narrow waist and cleavage up to your chin, then everyone should be wishing they were Jessica Simpson fat. For the most part, I don't get into the stupider debates that the gossip columns go on about. I f*cking loathe football, so if Tony's shlong slipping between these puppies is causing the team to lose, the team needs to be a little more understanding. As do the fans who, if from Texas, probably have some uptight prude of a girl who wouldn't give them the same treatment, so they're just jealous. Jessica Simpson and her fat ass hotness stays. Let's just get rid of country music and football instead.
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