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So that's what happened to my grandma's curtains

Oct. 28, 2011by: Droz
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Apparently someone thought Jessica Biel looked good wearing the sheer drapes ripped from an old lady's parlor circa 1973. Interesting decision on the part of that epically misguided person. Not even the paltry cleavage opening in the front can make up for this train wreck of an outfit. People, Jessica needs to wear things that are tight, particularly around the ass. She also needs to keep her hair down, as it shapes her face better. Something weird happens to her face when she pulls her hair back. Not that I'm a fashion person or anything. I just know when my hotties look best. And this ain't it, folks. Jessica deserves better.

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7:28PM on 10/28/2011
Ah, that old bitch didn't need 'em.
Ah, that old bitch didn't need 'em.
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3:36PM on 10/30/2011
If they'd left the stupid shoulder ruffles out...that would be a smokin' classy dress.
If they'd left the stupid shoulder ruffles out...that would be a smokin' classy dress.
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12:33PM on 10/31/2011
Jessica Biel could wear anything and still be drop dead gorgeous.
Jessica Biel could wear anything and still be drop dead gorgeous.
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