Oh, Orlando Bloom, you lucky Elfish devil! Looking at these pics of Miranda Kerr in "wedding night" inspired Victoria's Secret lingerie, one can't help but wonder if this is the sort of thing Bloom experienced on that faithful night. Can you say "best honeymoon ever"? I'm surprised and delighted to see Miranda in so many photoshoots this month. You may remember, last week she was put in a neck brace due to a collision with a drunk driver. Frankly, she could be wearing that thing in these pictures, and I'd still salivating like a dog in a meat shop. I've mentioned time and time again that Kerr is my personal favorite of the current Victoria's Secret bunch, so I couldn't be happier they chose her for this particular shoot. It's like watching one of my fantasies come to life (except she's not popping out of a giant cake), and I didn't even have to meet her parents or get her a ring. Winning! Hope you feel better soon, Miranda!
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