Miami is the place where everyone goes to get some winter sun here in the North Americas. Such was the case with Sofia Vergara, spotted here amidst a field of orange umbrellas, ensuring her twin powers of boner-production stay golden like Ponyboy. And like nature's first green, it looks like Sofia's golden orbs are just as difficult to hold. Though I'll bet the majority of us would jump at the opportunity to give it a try. So Sofia's character on Modern Family is finally going to birth her kid. I'm thankful for that. It's been pretty funny to see her go through the whole angry preggo woman thing, but I'm ready for the hot Gloria's return. That baby bump just isn't cutting it anymore. Time to have this Sofia back on my TV.