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Sofia Vergara confirms her breasts are the real deal

03.19.2013by: Salacious Crumb

Not that we were really all concerned to begin with, but Sofia Vergara has busted out with a statement in Vogue regarding her stupendous breasts, saying they're free from all unnatural elements, including silicone and saline. "I mean, a normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob." she explained. "And they are real still. When they are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me—no, so I have to bring them up! I have to build the dresses up to here so that the bras—ach, it’s a whole, der—ugh—tchah!”  Interesting choice of words, Sofia. Honestly, I never doubted their authenticity for a second. No surgeon has the power it takes to whip up something as epic as Vergara's mounds of madness. Those things are the work of divine intervention...

Sofia learned a long time ago that her boobs would become less of a burden and more of a blessing. Prepare for the most awesome hottie quote ever... "When I was 13, I got these ridiculous boobs. I wanted surgery. I told my mom, 'As soon as I'm older, please take these boobs away.' She said, 'Sofía, shut up. When you're 18, it will be different.' I was like, 'Why would I want these huge tits? I'm a 34DD.' It's hard to dress. No matter what I wear, I look like a stripper. That said, I'm grateful I have them, and honestly, they've helped me a lot in my career. And I've always felt sexy."

Sofia stood her ground when a former publicist suggested she get a breast reduction, and she declined. It's a good thing she fired that guy, because aside from being a delightful human being with good comedic timing, that astounding boobage is what got Sofia where she is. Even today, she continues to get gigs where her chest-pillows are clearly emphasized one way or another. She'll be wearing that metallic brazier that lifts, separates, and aims fire in MACHETE KILLS. Hell, even Diet Pepsi has been subtly using Sofia's rack to sell their product. Don't believe me? Then tell me, what exactly is holding the "new skinny can" steady in these magazine adverts?

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4:21AM on 03/22/2013
I won't believe her until i examine them..lol
I won't believe her until i examine them..lol
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2:21AM on 03/20/2013
She's absolutely hilarious in all her interviews, and that classic VISA commercial she did as Lara Croft is still near and dear to my heart.
She's absolutely hilarious in all her interviews, and that classic VISA commercial she did as Lara Croft is still near and dear to my heart.
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5:01PM on 03/20/2013
I had to look up that commercial; she plays a good (and very sexy) Lara Croft....even though she doesn't say anything...
I had to look up that commercial; she plays a good (and very sexy) Lara Croft....even though she doesn't say anything...
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8:08PM on 03/19/2013

mama, smach smach smach...

I remember when I first saw this woman before she was a regular name in hollywood, she was hot as hell over 10 yrs ago, and I would still (as they same from back in the day) I would still get with her and Eva Mendez, yum
I remember when I first saw this woman before she was a regular name in hollywood, she was hot as hell over 10 yrs ago, and I would still (as they same from back in the day) I would still get with her and Eva Mendez, yum
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7:11PM on 03/19/2013

That Was Close!

Whew! Thank heavens that's resolved! We can now go back to our lives. ;-)
Whew! Thank heavens that's resolved! We can now go back to our lives. ;-)
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5:15PM on 03/19/2013

Never any doubt in my mind

that they were all Vergara; she's got the hips to complete the set. Some people out there will scream "fake," "plastic surgery," and/or "photoshop" at every image of an attractive person. Life isn't fair, folks; some of us got the shaft when they were handing out good looks, and others got in line twice. Sofia might have got in line three times.
that they were all Vergara; she's got the hips to complete the set. Some people out there will scream "fake," "plastic surgery," and/or "photoshop" at every image of an attractive person. Life isn't fair, folks; some of us got the shaft when they were handing out good looks, and others got in line twice. Sofia might have got in line three times.
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4:20PM on 03/19/2013
Como?
Como?
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3:59PM on 03/19/2013

Well, good to know there's some "REAL" in hollywood

I Don't Know Who Her Husband Is,...... But I know he's the luckiest well-fed guy on the planet..lol
I Don't Know Who Her Husband Is,...... But I know he's the luckiest well-fed guy on the planet..lol
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3:35PM on 03/19/2013
I'm glad to hear they're real and you enjoy them...now it's time to show 'em!
I'm glad to hear they're real and you enjoy them...now it's time to show 'em!
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