I really hope Gloria spits out her kid quickly on Modern Family and they don't make us have to endure a whole season of Sofia Vergara simulating pregnancy. She looks distorted with that prosthetic belly tucking into her clothes, much the same way your pregnant super models look. It's like their body is normal everywhere, except for this huge bulge where a flat tummy used to be. Normally you expect pregnant women to balloon up in unison with their bundle of joy. So, you know, tits get massive, legs and ass spread out and fortify with fat reserves - the typical motherhood body bloat scenario. Sofia looks like she just swallowed an air compressor that's busted open in her stomach. She also seems to be having some sympathy binges similar to how actual expectant mothers often pig out. You hardly ever see her without some food going into her mouth in these candids anymore. Watch out you don't go growing yourself an authentic tummy to replace that fake one, Sofia.