That way I wouldn't have to feel like I'm debasing myself by appreciating Kim Kardashian's extremely curvy body in this tight dress thing at LAX this weekend. Normally looking at a woman like Kim would be anything but a guilty pleasure, but knowing the kind of person she is, I always want to kick myself for forgetting her more annoying side as I visually scour every inch of her body. Sure, those of you not into the curvy gals would still be disgusted with her, even if she was a saint, but many more of us enjoy amazing curves like those. It's not fair that we have to deal with all the rest of it. There's probably an alternate universe out there somewhere with a version of Kim that's perfectly sweet and not media whoring. Plus I think it rains donuts there. Why couldn't I live in that universe?