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Sorry to break it to you, but it looks like Kelly Brook is off the market

Apr. 2, 2014by: Droz

I try my best to distance myself from that lot of celebrity gossip leaches who get their sustenance from speculation and rumor-mongering. I prefer to be the guy who posts the pics of hotties out being hot in various ways and thus spend the bulk of my time in that service. Whatever a celeb hottie is up to that may be scandalous or gossip worthy, I normally couldn't care less about, unless it relates to something hot, like lesbian lovers or something. That's probably why I only recently found out that Kelly Brook is engaged freakish, muscle-building aficionado David McIntosh, who put that big ass rock on the finger Kelly is so not being subtle about showing off here.

Hmmm, interesting decision. Just shy of 3 months and they're all ready to tie that knot. Bit of a surprise that Kelly would go that route. Can't say I blame him though. I'm ready to marry Kelly right now and I've never been anywhere near her before. I can't even imagine what 11 weeks of access to her no doubt vigorous bedroom antics would do to me. If she turned out to be satan and demanded my soul in return for more sexual favors, I'd sign on the dotted line without hesitation. Sadly, it looks like none of us will get that opportunity now. Not like we ever would, but now it's somewhat less likely. Eh, whatever. I'm not delusional. I know the score. As long as she doesn't get any ideas into her head about cutting back on the hot bikini action and whatnot, the rest is mostly irrelevant to me.

Anyway, congrats to Kelly on the news.

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Source: Celebslam

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12:53AM on 04/03/2014
That smile can melt most anyone.
That smile can melt most anyone.
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6:52PM on 04/02/2014
Hopefully this doesn't hurt her career any, it's just been hit after hit since Piranha 3D. At least I tbink she was in that?
Hopefully this doesn't hurt her career any, it's just been hit after hit since Piranha 3D. At least I tbink she was in that?
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6:20PM on 04/02/2014
As far as I know, she dated this guy before she dated Danny Cipriani, who she broke up with at the tail end of last year. Yes that's right, she only broke up with some other bloke about 5 or 6 months ago. I first heard this news about a week ago and didn't even know she was with this bloke.
I think he'd popped the question the first time round and she said no, guess second times a real charm for this dude.

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As far as I know, she dated this guy before she dated Danny Cipriani, who she broke up with at the tail end of last year. Yes that's right, she only broke up with some other bloke about 5 or 6 months ago. I first heard this news about a week ago and didn't even know she was with this bloke.
I think he'd popped the question the first time round and she said no, guess second times a real charm for this dude.

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6:08PM on 04/02/2014
I thought they broke up.
I thought they broke up.
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