And this brings us to Reason You Should Hate George Clooney #8187: he gets to fondle Stacy Keibler in public. I find it hard to be jealous of someone who everyone seems to love and hate at the same time, but at times like these, I'm straight up envious. Georgio attended the premiere of ARGO (which he co-produced) and brought along former WCW and WWE professional wrestler Stacy Keibler to find the hole at the bottom of his popcorn. I'm assuming, anyway. He must think is hand is protecting her tush, or at least that's what he's led Stacy to believe. Keibler has been raising George's heart-rate since July 2011, and it's one of those relationships that kinda makes you wanna roll your eyes and go "okay, okay, sure George, good for you". Congratulating him for nailing Keibler would be like congratulating Bill Gates on finding buried treasure. You've struck gold enough already, George, give another guy a chance. Can't say I blame him though. At least he can display his arm candy while keeping juuust the right amount of distance between his hand and her ass before it gets too pervy. Then again, Oliver Stone really raised the bar for red carpet acts of perviness.