Hey, don't get mad at me. Stacy Keibler did do all those things as she was getting gas yesterday. It was you that put all the dirty into that sentence. I was just trying to describe the scene for you. I'm innocent here.
Seriously though, this whole black tights thing is starting to get weird. This is the 4th day in a row that one of my favorite hotties has gotten dressed up in something like this and strutted her tightly wrapped ass around town. Are you ladies trying to get on my good side or something? Because you were totally already there.
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