If you think that title is cheesy and immature, you obviously don't read my columns very often (and you haven't seen ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO). Before I continue, I just want to make it clear that I meant "whores" in a good way, not derogatory. And that justifies that. Moving on, the 64th annual Emmy Awards were on yesterday, and man was it a great day for low-cut dresses. The question every actress gets knocked over the head with is "who are you wearing?". I'll tell you who I'd like to be wearing: Kat Dennings and Christina Hendricks. These two admirable bosom buddies really pudged out of their dresses, Dennings in red, Hendricks in white, and both wearing ruby red lipstick as icing on the cake. A very stacked cake I might add. Christina has a consistent record of dropping jaws on the red carpet at the Emmys each year, and Kat is following her example rather nicely. Look at these two and tell me they don't look like they're cut from the same cloth.
Speaking of cutting cloth, their designers probably worked all month long creating a dress that pertains to these ladies' measurements. I guess they figure if they don't wind up with a statue, they can at least show off their Golden Globes. Everyone on the red carpet was a winner that day, for getting the opportunity to lay eyes on these beautiful creatures in person. And now we're treated to some perky images that I'm sure Oliver Stone is really going to enjoy. Dive on in, folks!
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