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07.18.2008by: Cherry Liquor

First, they name Sarah Jessica Parker the "unsexiest woman alive" and now they're trying to call her 2007's "unexpected crush"?? Dudes. Call a staff meeting and make up that collective idiotic brain of yours.
Extra Tidbit: So, what say you... is SJP unsexy or unexpected?
Source: Celebitchy

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8:48AM on 07/21/2008
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I wouldnt go as far as saying, "ugliest woman on the planet". Hellz no. When you live in redneck central like I do...you SEE the ugliest women on the planet DAILY. But, still, I dont find SJP attractive. So she's definitely not "crush" material.

Btw, Maxim is so much worse these days. I swear it's just a magazine with ads. Even their articles. "Top Summer Vacation Spots" "Score Chicks with This Swag!" Just list items and places with prices all the time. They're only
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I wouldnt go as far as saying, "ugliest woman on the planet". Hellz no. When you live in redneck central like I do...you SEE the ugliest women on the planet DAILY. But, still, I dont find SJP attractive. So she's definitely not "crush" material.

Btw, Maxim is so much worse these days. I swear it's just a magazine with ads. Even their articles. "Top Summer Vacation Spots" "Score Chicks with This Swag!" Just list items and places with prices all the time. They're only good for the pics anymore.....which is why I still take it up the pooper and subscribe.
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10:48PM on 07/20/2008
The only women that I think actually looks good on that show is Kristin Davis...and to a lesser extent Kim Cattrall
The only women that I think actually looks good on that show is Kristin Davis...and to a lesser extent Kim Cattrall
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12:57AM on 07/20/2008
Family Guy had it right. SJP looks like a foot.
Family Guy had it right. SJP looks like a foot.
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9:54PM on 07/19/2008

For The Love Of...

Pete! Get her outta the front of that man's camera before she destroys it permanent like! She was kinda cute in her LA Story days, but those days are gone forever. She was the typical babe that had a body built for sin, but a face that would scare a bulldog off a meat wagon. Now...Woof!

Kristen Davis was the hottie on that show. Still hot.
SJP still NOT!
Pete! Get her outta the front of that man's camera before she destroys it permanent like! She was kinda cute in her LA Story days, but those days are gone forever. She was the typical babe that had a body built for sin, but a face that would scare a bulldog off a meat wagon. Now...Woof!

Kristen Davis was the hottie on that show. Still hot.
SJP still NOT!
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7:06PM on 07/19/2008
When it comes to being hot it is all about the face and SJP just does not have it... Kristen Davis on the other hand, oh yeah.
When it comes to being hot it is all about the face and SJP just does not have it... Kristen Davis on the other hand, oh yeah.
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4:08PM on 07/19/2008
SJP is so not hot!
SJP is so not hot!
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12:12PM on 07/19/2008
yeah she was hot in hocus pocus.

but not so much now.

maxim's only worth there pics half the time anyway.
yeah she was hot in hocus pocus.

but not so much now.

maxim's only worth there pics half the time anyway.
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1:47AM on 07/19/2008

Was hot... briefly... a long time ago

SJP had a brief and shining moment of hotness in the late 1980's film L.A. Story. Before that and thereafter, though... nah.
SJP had a brief and shining moment of hotness in the late 1980's film L.A. Story. Before that and thereafter, though... nah.
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12:57AM on 07/19/2008

Maxim is missing balls

The magazine is so neutered anymore I dont even bother. The amount of hairless frail manboys in styled clothing ads and article photography is not what I want. I want something not afraid to be vulgar or have the ability to loose class faster than your sister after a 5th of Vodka.
The magazine is so neutered anymore I dont even bother. The amount of hairless frail manboys in styled clothing ads and article photography is not what I want. I want something not afraid to be vulgar or have the ability to loose class faster than your sister after a 5th of Vodka.
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12:45AM on 07/19/2008
Definite shades of Margaret Hamilton there (Witch in Wizard of Oz, in case I'm losin' ya).

But don't despair, SJP. They're planning on making a movie adaptation of Wicked. You'd be a natural!
Definite shades of Margaret Hamilton there (Witch in Wizard of Oz, in case I'm losin' ya).

But don't despair, SJP. They're planning on making a movie adaptation of Wicked. You'd be a natural!
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11:25PM on 07/18/2008
i gotta agree with tubbsred, she doesnt really strike me as hot, but i dont think she is ugly either. i dont know what it is, but i always tend to defend her when people say she is god awful ugly.
i gotta agree with tubbsred, she doesnt really strike me as hot, but i dont think she is ugly either. i dont know what it is, but i always tend to defend her when people say she is god awful ugly.
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10:50PM on 07/18/2008

I'm going to say something really mean...

She reminds me of a certain character from a certain movie, who said a certain line:
"I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!"
She reminds me of a certain character from a certain movie, who said a certain line:
"I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!"
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8:29PM on 07/18/2008
not attractive. never was.
not attractive. never was.
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8:14PM on 07/18/2008
I'd say unexpected. She isn't the hottest but she don't look like a horse either.
I'd say unexpected. She isn't the hottest but she don't look like a horse either.
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