At the VMAs last night (not that I watched that shit, since the channel hasn't been dedicated to music since I wasn't legal to buy cigarettes), host Russell Brand, known for his bawdy sense of humour (stealing Kristen Bell's thunder in every scene they were in together in FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL) made fun of the
Jonas Walking Vagina Brothers (the youngest one supposedly gave Miley Cyrus her first boink, but whatever) for wearing "promise rings," something that the slutty children of delusional parents do, claiming their virginity is being saved for marriage (and yet usually using the "anal and oral don't count" loopholes).
Enter Sparksy, who came out to say that the rings were no joke because there were some people who didn't want to live their lives as sluts. Ahem. I do believe that Sienna Miller would tend to disagree, as would most of the men living within a 50 mile radius of her vagina. Sex does not instantly equal being a slut. And wearing a ring DON'T MEAN SHIT. Get the f*ck over it, girlie.