I've been on Myspace for what seems like a really long time. Back when I first jumped on the horse, they had less than a million users. A couple of years ago, the people who were popular on the site were just gaining steam and all people could ask was., "Who the f*ck is Tila Tequila and why is she so popular?" I checked out her page and all I saw was a little Asian Barbie with big fake hooters and a couple of nudie spreads.
Man, what a couple of years will do for an industrious slut. Now the world (not just the million users with 40 different profiles) is trying to figure out not only why Tequila is so famous but why she's got her own reality show on MTV where men & women are vying for a shot at her. She's supposed to be a musician/singer/thing that warbles out loud, but mostly she's just a short little thing who has marketed herself more fiercely than even Madonna went at it back in the day.
The following has a clip of the song that she's recently collaborated with some guy named Hot Rod on. If you skip ahead to the 1 minute, 50 second mark you can hear the little bi-tart sing about how she wants to suck and f*ck the whole world, boys and girls, until she hurls. Charming. Congrats Tila, for being the Why the F*ck moment in my regularly scheduled Wednesday.
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