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Sullied Scully

Jun. 4, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Dammit, Mulder! Couldn't you let the woman get to a red carpet premiere without getting infected by sperm another time? We couldn't even enjoy her nearly 40 year old hotness before she's knocked up with baby number three.

You know what this means. More bump touching at the premiere of THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE. I'll tell you what I'd like to believe. I'd like to believe that if a woman is meant for child-bearing, she won't be in a profession where her looks are critical. She isn't going to be needed for representing any major investments and she's just happy to take care of her pups and her man.

Call me old-fashioned, but I thought celebrities started doing it wrong when they went off of the Joan Crawford Plan for Successful Parenting. Adopt, beat them into submission, keep making movies. But I'm weird that way.

Extra Tidbit: Just kidding about the child beating stuff. Kids are great! Babies are even better! Everyone should run out and make at least 1-2 more than they can afford!

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