It's that time of year, folks, when we're smothered with so much holiday cheer we can hardly enjoy it, and we realize how much we miss it in July. So I figured if I'm going to throw some cheerful memories your way, why not make them of some cheerful mammaries?? Okay, that was childish, but you probably know where I'm going with this. Please enjoy these Top 8 Early X-Mas Gifs from us to you!
#8: Four X-Mas Miracles in One Gif
I know this is technically a "Top" list, but I wanted to kick this thing off right like a nice cup of coffee. Here we have heavy-set American models Wendy Fiore and Rena Thorne is some skimpy holiday attire. There's no explanation as to why they're on the beach in this gif, nor as to why it looks like summertime. Global warming, I guess.
#7: Pamela Anderson Spilt My Eggnog
I really don't mind the fact that Pamela Anderson has a history of seeking attention by random acts of subtle sexuality. This was one of them, showcasing a part of her build she probably thought never got enough attention, her legs.There was probably no explanation for this dance when she did it on "The Tonight Show". I'm sure it was impromtu and uncalled for, just as it is here.
#6: Rosie Jones Jiggles All the Way
Surely, if you've been around these parts long enough, you know all about British glamour model Rosie Jones and her massive ornaments. Well, here she is swinging her set back and forth... on a swing set. So how does this gif relate to the holdays? I don't know... the snow, I guess? Leave me alone, I just gave you Rosie on a swing set.
#5: Katy Perry Looks Merry at the Jingle Bell Ball
As we all know by now, Katy Perry has been trying to lure middle-aged men to her concerts by adding a jump-roping routine to her show. This has been a pretty great move on her part, and it especially made an impact during her latest stint at the Jingle Bell Ball. Katy dressed herself as some sort of snowflakey-thingy, and she was surrounded by dancing, sparkley elves and... Oh, humbug! Just enjoy the f*cking gif!
#4: "You can't even see the line..."
I figured so long as we're making this about Christmas, I had better make mention of my favorite holiday movie, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION. Of course we all remember Nicolette Scorsese, if not by name, for her role as "Mary" in the red bikini. I personally dig this mall encounter a little more than the more than the fantasy "pool sequence". Aside from those lovely hips, this gif also features the back of the heads of Chevy Chase and Johnny Galecki (also known as Leonard on "The Big Bang Theory").
#3: Who Wants to Come Down Kelly Brook's Chimney?
Kelly Brook always sends her fans an extra-special holiday video every December, which are always oh so delicious. She didn't cheap out this year with an acapella version of "Santa Baby", creatively set inside a snowglobe. Here she is with the world's luckiest snowman ever. You might need to add another carrot to that thing, Kelly.
#2: Because We Have to...
This scene from MEAN GIRLS has become so intertwined with the world of classic Christmas movie scenes, even though it's not a Christmas movie. Hell, I don't mind. I'll probably watch Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Lacey Chabert and yes, even Lindsay Lohan do their sexy dance to "Jingle Bell Rock" at least once every December for the rest of my life. So at least a few more times.
#1: Again, Because We Have to
And again, not that I mind. Alison Brie has gained somewhat of a reputation for being the most gif-able TV hottie around. Meaning Brie has simply provided the world wide web with a countless number of moments to make gif magic out of. Take this scene from "Community" for example.
For some more hotties in santa outfits, check out this MovieHotties exlusive video. Thanks for checking out the gifs, and have a kick ass end of the year!