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TGIFS: Angelina Jolie's Birthday Gifs

Jun. 6, 2014by: Salacious Crumb
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Today, we pay tribute to a true MovieHotties icon, a pioneer of eye-candy on film, Angelina Jolie, who just turned 39-years-of-age this week. Jolie's come a long way from wearing Billy Bob Thornton's DNA around her neck, and has moved on to being in a happy marriage with Tyler Durden and their 51 adopted children. Not to mention, as if I needed to remind you, she's currently starring in the #1 movie at the box office, MALEFICENT, which has become more popular than FROZEN (words even John Lennon wouldn't dare to say). And since Jolie has an infinite number of sexy movie moments under her belt, we figured it's about time to go back and revisit some of those memorable moments... in gif form!

CYBORG 2 (1993)

Jean-Claude Van Damme's sci-fi flick CYBORG 2 may not have the greatest reputation, or any reputation for that matter, but it proudly stands as one of the very first films to introduce Angie, a babelicious brunette who would soon take the nation by storm. However bad the movie was, Jolie showed some true promise as a hottie, particularly in shots like the one above. Jean-Claude hot damn!

MOJAVE MOON (1996)

Here's another film that seems to have gotten lost in between the couch cushions somehow, MOHAVE MOON, in which Jolie plays the titular character Eleanor Rigby, or "Ellie". There are actually several terrific gif-able moments from the movie, but I just had to go with this one because it's just too perfect. I guess that boob really wants to know what today's special is.

GEORGE WALLACE (1997)

Next up, we have the made-for-tv-movie GEORGE WALLACE, co-starring a very lucky Gary Sinise. It's based on the true story of an Alabama governor whose views on segregation resulted in him getting shot and permanently disabled, thus abruptly ending his attempt to run for... Oh, who cares? Boobies!

PLAYING BY HEART (1998)

We don't blame you if you forgot about PLAYING BY HEART, a film that struck just before Jolie's lift-off to the planet of neverending fame. The extremely stylistic '90's dramedy received mixed reviews at the time, but it's memorable because of all the hotties in spandex and hair dye. This quick little gif shows Angie anxiously looking for her pussy..... cat.

GIRL, INTERRUPTED (1999)

As much of an impression she made on critics in 1998's GIA, it wasn't until GIRL, INTERRUPTED that Jolie won her first Oscar became a household name. While I don't know how many schmoes would consider the role all that "sexy", she certainly has her moments that made us well-aware of her ever so pouty set of lips. That is one lucky cherry.

LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER (2001)

What was probably one of the best casting choices ever also went hand-in-hand with (arguably) one of the most disappointing video-game movies ever made, LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER. The final product may have put a damper on fans of the game, but at least we actually got to see Jolie take on the role of the curvacious adventurer. And that coming-out-of-the-shower scene will forever remain safely in our memories.

MR. & MRS. SMITH (2005)

Legend has it that Brad Pitt fell for Angelina on the set of MR. AND MRS. SMITH, which would totally make sense if he was on set during this scene, in which she strips down to a black leather corset. I've never been into the rough stuff, but after seeing Jolie in this outfit, that thought was seriously up for contemplation.

BEOWULF (2007)

Some believe that director Robert Zemeckis, who brought some of the most joyious films into our lives in the '80's, wasted too many years of his life trying to perfect CG animation. There may be some truth to that, but he also brought some goodness to the world when new advances in technology came forth. For example, he basically put a buck naked Angelina Jolie in a PG-13 movie, BEOWULF. Honestly, I don't even slightly mind the tail. In fact, I think I might prefer it.

WANTED (2008)

By the time WANTED came around, it was clear that Angelina must have some sort infatuation with playing secret agents, spies, and people with double-lives. It also became apparent that she must have develpoed a knack for teasing audiences with quick flashes of her R-rated bits, specifically right after coming out of water. Hell, I didn't complain then and I'm not complaining now.

Extra Tidbit: Happy (belated) birthday, Angelina!

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12:10PM on 06/06/2014
Best GIFs collection ever!
Best GIFs collection ever!
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11:49AM on 06/06/2014

Sorry!

It wasn't Angelina in Wanted: it was a body double.
It wasn't Angelina in Wanted: it was a body double.
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7:22AM on 06/06/2014
She's always been crazy hot; I wouldn't put it past her to regain her Tomb Raider figure! Jean-Claude Van Damme was not in Cyborg 2, he was in the first Cyborg movie and he briefly shows up in stock footage in the second, which is almost entirely unrelated.
She's always been crazy hot; I wouldn't put it past her to regain her Tomb Raider figure! Jean-Claude Van Damme was not in Cyborg 2, he was in the first Cyborg movie and he briefly shows up in stock footage in the second, which is almost entirely unrelated.
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2:56PM on 06/06/2014
Well, shoot. See, that's what happens when I'm forced to write about a movie franchise I hardly knew existed in the first place. Thanks for not being a prick about it, though. Much appreciated.
Well, shoot. See, that's what happens when I'm forced to write about a movie franchise I hardly knew existed in the first place. Thanks for not being a prick about it, though. Much appreciated.
10:19PM on 06/06/2014
Hey, no worries at all. I've had to write about lots of films I'm unfamiliar with as well. Cheers mate.
Hey, no worries at all. I've had to write about lots of films I'm unfamiliar with as well. Cheers mate.
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