It's that special time of year for MovieHotties and hottie admirers such as yourself, as Summer is officially a go! I don't need to tell you why this time of year is so special, but let me narrow it down to 3 words: bikinis, bikinis, and bikinis! You never know when or where one of our most beloved gals might pop up, so now is the time to keep your eyes peeled, because hotties love to get wet. That's almost a universal truth, whether it be at the beach, the lake, or the occasional garden hose. In fact, many ladies of cinema have been known to enjoy a good old fashioned swimming pool. Since FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, poolside hotties have been making the movie-going experience extra special. Let's take a look at some of them now, in gif-form, shall we?
If you aren't head-over-heels in lust with Ali Cobrin just yet, you probably haven't seen her in much. That's also probably due to the fact that she hasn't really been in much either, but I digress. If you can't bare the the thought of sitting through another Stiffler-fest like AMERICAN REUNION, then at least check her out in LIFE'S AN ITCH whenever you get a chance. There's plenty more bikini goodness where that came from.
Nikki Cox was once an incredibly attractive human being, and here's proof. As many of you are probably aware, she made some unfortunate decisions as far as cosmetics are concerned. However, RUN RONNIE RUN (which was directed by Bob Odenkirk, also known as Saul Goodman), is one of the last remaining pieces evidence that Nikki was a major hottie. The force was strong in this one. Sigh...
Here's another hottie who had great potential, yet somehow seems to have disappeared, Diora Baird. Sure, most of her roles were rather small, but she was always memorable. She was one of the stand-out elements in the education-mockery comedy ACCEPTED. With this moment, which was shown in the trailer, she may be the single reason anyone acctepted the price of admission.
Now if you really want to check out a comedy that's a huge waste of time, search no further. THE LOVE GURU was an absolute shitfest, but if it got one thing right, it was shoving Meagan Good into this bikini. Somehow, that still wasn't enough to save this film. Well, perhaps it was saved for a short moment, but then came the elephant f*cking. Oy vey.
And now for the most frustrating thing you'll see all day (sorry, folks!). Phoebe Cates forever changed the way we looked at swimming pools, and proved that god hates the blind in this very memorable moment from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH. Believe me, I wanted nothing more but stretch this gif out a little longer, but this site is for PG-rated family entertainment only. Hi, grandma!
You may have noticed that many of the films appearing on this list are either mediocre or just plain awful comedies. That's what happens, though. When a film just isn't comign together really well, they slap in a gratuitous bikini scene featuring the central actress just be safe. In the case of THE BABYMAKERS, that actress was Olivia Munn. Well played, Hollywood, well played.
Okay, so I know Scarlett Johansson isn't technically at the "poolside" in this gif, but you must be on some top-quality crack if you think I'm leaving out this scene from HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Is this the type of rom-com that will teach you valuable lessons about life and remain in its viewers hearts and minds forever? Of course not. But check out those floatation devices.
Last, but not even close to least, we have the dripping wet Jessica Biel, who never fails to fill out a two-piece like a pro. If you had friends who hated Freddie Prinze Jr. with a passion but could never figure out why, check out SUMMER CATCH. Then you'll know. 2001 was the year Biel left her "7th Heaven" days behind her, and became known as an angel walking along the earth... in bikinis.