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TGIFs: Top 8 Gratuitous Up-Skirt GIFs (Exclusive)

Nov. 8, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Welcome to TGIFs, the classiest column among the JoBlo Movie Network. TGIFs features a series of Graphics Interchange Format images ("GIFs"), a revolutionary landmark in computer technology, and uses them to pay tribute to hot moments in film. The GIFs featured in this column were made exclusively for MovieHotties, by MovieHotties. Enjoy...

Those who have followed the "TGIFs" columns thus far know it isn't exactly the most mature of the exclusive features among the JoBlo community. Today, we won't be altering that reputation one bit. Today we will be celebrating GIFs of celebrities (and some unknowns) caught in some gratuitously shot "upskirt moments". Keep in mind, I'm mainly featuring quick scenes which revealed actress's undergarments for no specific reason. But don't expect to see something as sleezy as Sharon Stone's scene in BASIC INSTINCT. This is a family friendly column...

Honorable Mention: Marilyn Monroe enjoys the breeze from the subway

I suppose it's only fair to include a GIF of the scene that started it all, Marilyn Monroe in THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH. Everyone knows this scene, even if they're unfamiliar with the movie, or Monroe's career in general. In many other photographs and tribute art of Marilyn, the blowing up the skirt is much more exagerated than the actual shot in the film. The most we get here is some leg action, but hey, I'll take it. Isn't it delicious?

#8: Hayden's Panties give us a friendly greeting...

Let's kick this off with some Hayden Panettiere, occasionally referred to as "Hayden Panties". This nickname has never been suitable for anything more than these two seconds of I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER. Yes, it takes this little for a hottie to win over a nerd's heart. I would hope to think even the percentage of skeptics could be convinced of the powers of Hayden's hotness just by checking out that film. The word "Hello" sewn into the cotton makes this GIF the perfect kick-off to this column.

#7: Mary Elizabeth Winstead continues to frustrate us

Personally, I may enjoy this GIF from SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD over many of the rest. For one, because it features one of the most gorgeous spectacles ever to slip off the clouds of heaven and land on earth, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. For two, it's not quite as revealing as the others, which sort of gives MEW's crotch the same mystery factor as the smoke monster from "Lost". It's a tease, but it does its job, leaving you longing for more.

#6: Jodi Ann Paterson is a Super Hot Giant Alien

As ridiculous as DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? was, there were some moments that made junior high a whole lot easier for me. Of all the beautiful women featured throughout the film, I was especially fascinated by the "Super Hot Giant Alien", which is precisely how beauty queen Jodie Ann Paterson was credited in the film. As she towers over a mini-golf park and a father and son at a birthday party, the birthday boy says "I wanna go on that ride, daddy", to which the father replies, "Me too, son. Me too!". Classic. Terribly stupid, but classic.

#5: Vanessa Angel is an excellent distraction

Here's an oldie but a goodie, from a formerly underrated but eventually re-acknowledged bowling comedy KINGPIN, featuring Vanessa Angel reaching her full hotness potential. The Farrelly brothers' follow-up to DUMB AND DUMBER may have not achieved a greater amount of laughs, but watching Angel distract Munson and Ishmael's bowling opponents was enough to make me wear out the tape on my unreturned VHS Blockbuster rental of KINGPIN.

#4: Amanda Detmer knows just how to cheer us up

This is a moment from SAVING SILVERMAN that I just felt needed a place on this list. I don't know whether to comment on the absolute ostentation of Amanda Detmer's up-skirt shot, or the hilariously perfect reaction on Jason Biggs's face. For all we know, that could very well just be a body double the criminally underrated Detmer, but I say just sit back and let the movie magic do its work.

#3: Emma Stone shows GQ her perks

Here's an outstanding moment from the addictively adorable Emma Stone, behind the scenes of her photoshoot for GQ magazine, during a shot in which they were (you guessed it) blowing her skirt up with a high-powered fan. I wonder how the photographers convinced her to do this. "You see, the fan is supposed to make it look like you're riding the bike really fast. Then faster. Yeah, and faster!!! It's science." 

#2: Scarlett Johansson would be THE PERFECT SCORE

It's moments like these that make me want to go back and hopelessly fall in love with Scarlett Johansson again. This random under-the-desk shot from THE PERFECT SCORE is an important piece of cinematic history, and should be locked in an underground vault for safe-keeping. Many are familiar with this scene, but I've put it on a continuous loop, like a carousel of never-ending panties. Why am I in the mood for a Pac-Man diet right now?

#1: Amanda Seyfriend makes my Woogie Boogie

When writing up a list that's as tasteful and sophisticated as this, picking the #1 spot is tougher than you think. Ultimately, Amanda Seyfried's unexpected face-plummet in BOOGIE WOOGIE takes the cake for me. Seyfried in a short skirt and roller-skates is enough to turn my toes into a fist, but then you have this perfect moment. When all the stars are aligned and you can feel the Earth spinning. If you weren't previously aware of this GIF, prepare for several hours to pass by without you even noticing. Have fun.

Extra Tidbit: I need a shower.

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2:51AM on 11/09/2013
Amanda Seyfried is my no. 1 too. The skirt is a great touch.
Amanda Seyfried is my no. 1 too. The skirt is a great touch.
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11:41PM on 11/08/2013
Oh Emma Stone...
Oh Emma Stone...
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2:28PM on 11/08/2013
These gif articles are lame. I bet half of these aren't even the real actress.
These gif articles are lame. I bet half of these aren't even the real actress.
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11:39AM on 11/08/2013
I don't remember if Marilyn Monroe's dress is blown up far enough to see anything in the Seven Year Itch but that might be a good Honorable Mention.

I also love that shot of Scarlett. She's one of the few women around today in Marilyn's league in terms of sex appeal.
I don't remember if Marilyn Monroe's dress is blown up far enough to see anything in the Seven Year Itch but that might be a good Honorable Mention.

I also love that shot of Scarlett. She's one of the few women around today in Marilyn's league in terms of sex appeal.
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5:38PM on 11/09/2013
Ask and you shall receive.
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